A USports Programming Suggestion

Universal Sports has been airing a series of interviews where some incredibly hot woman named Summer Sanders interviews a US Olympic athlete. The two episodes that they show literally every day are the Apolo Ohno interview and the Lyndsey Vonn interview. I was thinking about it and it occurred to me that they only do this because everybody involved is cute. Seriously, Summer Sanders' interview technique could most generously be called "adequate", and despite being photogenic none of these featured athletes really have anything all that scintillating to talk about. So if this feature is only highlighting the cuteness of certain athletes, why not take that concept to its logical conclusion? Instead of interviews why don't they run a series of Summer Sanders having sex with select US Olympians? Summer does Apolo Ohno...Summer does Lyndsey Vonn...Summer does Shaun White...Summer does Gretchen Bleiler... Not only would I assuredly tune in, I would probably pay pretty good money to watch.

Also, strangely enough, NBC's "The Biggest Loser" is the only show with a title descriptive of the network it airs on. BOOM!