Why Doesn't Furious M Update?!

This is not a blog. The key difference between this website and a blog is that all information undergoes a strict filtering process; maybe you wouldn't guess, but I only post the most entertaining and suitable material on this website. If this was a blog I would post frequently and almost all of the posts would be boring and worthless—the net amount of entertaining material would be the same but you the reader would have to wade through much more impenetrable bullshit to get to it.

I always write down my wacky thoughts and the wacky things I say; sometimes they are entertaining and approved for a general audience, sometimes they're not. For whatever reason, everything I've written in the last three or four months has been either too vulgar or too depressing to meet the standards I impose for what makes it on Furious M. I actually think the “Furious M: too obscene for the Internet” collection is pretty funny, but I am also uncomfortable with the prospect of that being the first thing that comes up when somebody searches for Mike Logsdon. Highlights include an explanation of the difference between girls who are “Good Hot” and “Bad Hot”; a hypothetical imagining of what would happen if I solicited a prostitute; trying to communicate with my testicles to slow down sperm production; pictures of me making lewd gestures in front of our Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles poster; and dealing with erections in public places, among other things. The main point here is that my four year dry spell with women has caused me to actually go insane and that my incoherent, sexually-charged ramblings are unsuitable for the website.

The rest of my writing from early 2009 is too depressing to post. Mostly it's just a collection of melancholy anecdotes about what happens when I have a crush on a girl; it's more sad than entertaining. Dejected narrations and musings on the nature of failure really don't make for good reading, unless your problem is that you're too happy and want to temper your enthusiasm for life with crushing realism... But why would anyone want to do that?

So yeah, no current post-worthy material, but there's bound to be some new stuff up here someday.