Moscow: The Drinking Game
Want to be more like Furious M? Wish you were in Moscow Idaho right now? Well now you can simulate the
experience by playing at home to Furious M's exclusive Moscow, ID drinking game.
The format here is the description of an event followed by the required drinking action:
- The day's issue of the Argonaut sucks - one drink
- You can smell the Sewage treatment plant - two drinks
- Notice Schlitz Bull Ice at the gas station - drink a 40
- Nearly get hit by a car on the Moscow-Pullman Highway at the crosswalk by Tri-State - three drinks
- A Holiday where WSU doesn't have class while UI remains open - four drinks
- UI changes their slogan - buy a bottle of whiskey.
- Jack-in-the-Box reduces their hours and you're horrifed to discover them closed when you show up
at 11 pm - five drinks. This makes sense because you'll need to subsitute booze for the fast food you're
missing out on.
- 102.5 The Crow turns from a Rock station into a Bitch station - six drinks
- That girl in your afternoon class is not into you - buy a bottle of fine wine (or cognac if you're feeling rich)
and a Barry White album so when you get the chance you'll be ready.
- Boise State wins a football or basketball game - seven drinks.
- Boise State beats University of Idaho in football or basketball - eight drinks
- Coaching change in the athletic department - nine drinks
- Quit your field a semester before graduating so you have to spend another year here - ten beers
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