My love for Horizon Air makes no sense.

I seriously love Horizon Air. Why, you may ask? Two words: COMPLIMENTARY MICROBREW! My world view and moral code offers the utmost precedence towards dealing with any person or entity who offers me free beer. If a different airline would charge $40 less for the ticket and then try to gouge me five dollars for a can of Budweiser, I would hate them. Notice that purely in terms of money I would be better off flying the different airline out of a major airport and I am well aware of this fact, but I still love being offered free beer. See, when that other airline wants five bucks for the can of Bud, I get angry. It's like, $5 for that shit? Are you kidding me? These stingy motherfuckers are obviously nickel-and-dime'ing me at every turn if they want five bucks for that watery, tasteless crap. And then I'm on a Horizon air flight and it's like, good afternoon sir, would you like a complimentary microbrew? Fuck yeah I want a complimentary microbrew! You guys fucking rock! Go Horizon!