The goal of furiousm.com has never been fame or exposure for my writing, as evidenced by the fact that I only have six readers. The singular purpose of this website is to record the wacky things I say for posterity. Most people don't "get" the jokes here. This is perfectly acceptable--you are free to leave at any time. If irony drenched wisecracks and relentless condescension aren't your cup of tea then I doubt you'll enjoy anything here. For example, I often use words like crenellated and languorous to reinforce that I, the author, am much more intelligent than you, the reader. This is a good example because I actually hate writing like that where the author implicitly brags about his or her own presumed superiority, or as I call it, "Look at how smart I am!" writing. Everywhere else on the website I will not explain that I am joking; a good rule is to never literally believe anything I say.

About the Author:

Furious M has a good time all the time with Pabst Blue Ribbon

I was studying to be a Civil Engineer for three and a half years until I figured out that I hate Civil Engineering (my Aunt tried to speed up the decision that she saw was inevitable by giving me Edward Abbey books as gifts, but it didn't register for some reason), so I quit engineering and joined up with the Math Department where I don't hate what I'm doing, but also don't seem to have much of a future doing it. These days I am known to wander aimlessly around Greek Row late at night looking for hot sorority girls. Other people have reported seeing me at the grocery store trying to purchase a single piece of fruit with an expired coupon, ostensibly for no other reason than pissing off the customers in line behind me.